This obituary is truly something else.
A woman in Ontario, Canada, wrote her own obituary, because … why not? At least she had a sense of humor about it.
“It hurts me to admit it,” Sybil Marie Hicks wrote in her pre-written memorial to herself, which ran in the Spec after she died on Feb 2. “But I, Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed away.”
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In the obituary, she affectionately wrote about her husband, Ron, whom she called a “Horse’s Ass,” and her children, clearly labeling which ones she liked best.
“I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years,” Hicks said, listing Bob as her favorite. She jokingly jabbed at “Baby Bruce” who “wouldn’t eat homemade turkey soup because he didn’t want to be alert looking for bones while he ate.”View image on Twitter
Sybil Marie Hicks passed away this week at the age of 82.— Muhammad Lila (@MuhammadLila) February 6, 2019
And man, did she go out swinging. pic.twitter.com/oB1SRy3eJ8
I think “Dorothy” is the family dog, It seems like Sybil is having one last joke at her husband’s expense.— Darren (@dazcolumbo) February 6, 2019
I was about to make popcorn! But I guess the dog makes sense. Wish I knew her.— Mish (@mishsparxalot) February 6, 2019
Honestly, who wouldn’t want to be this badass on their deathbed?